Nicki Minaj designing for kmart? yeah, like we need anymore ratchet hoes shopping at this store. fuckk. i quit!
i just wanna lay in bed, nurse my wounds, and eat tacos. who’s idea was it to give me an eight hour shift today? fuck my life.
So, I got written up at work today.
I swear, the day after Christmas customers are the worst! I get called up to do a price check for the fifth time today so…
(stupid) cashier: customer says this is supposed to be 60% off, there was a sign.
me: it’s not.
(really stupid) customer: how do you know?! you didn’t even look!
me: i made the sign.
(really stupid) customer: obviously you don’t know how to do your job!
me: obviously you don’t know how to read.
so fucking worth it.
Just got my Thanksgiving/Black Friday schedule.. FUCK YOU, KMART!
Somebody took a shit in the fitting room at work tonight. Really? I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Attention Kmart customers:
Contrary to popular belief, I am NOT your fucking gofer! How about you get your lazy ass off the computer and come to the store to pick up your toothpaste?
I bet my job is the only store that makes their employees come in a 6 fucking AM on a mother fucking Sunday to sign the store. Seriously! Why can’t we open at 11 like everyone else?
People are so fucking sensitive, I swear. Seriously, get a life you lonely loser. You have no idea what I have to do everyday, so fuck you. If you honestly think otherwise, you’re a mindless idiot. Stupid fuckers. I’m not sorry I offended you, that’s life, get over it.
I get to listen to One Direction all day at my job! :) Yay me!
But seriously, I can’t stand when fucking 20 year olds come into the store constantly asking for Monster High dolls. Like, really?! If we didn’t have the one you wanted yesterday, what makes you think we’ll have them today?